Awkward Couples Portraits

We guarantee one image you’ll laugh at right away!

The awkward is designed.
You don’t have to perform.

Overly serious. Slightly uncomfortable. Completely intentional.

Limited Availability – January 23 – February 28, 2026

Is this right for us?
Modern portraits are gorgeous – but safe.

Where’s the laughter when things go wrong?
Where are the awkward poses, the weird face someone made, the matching sweaters, the “why am I doing this?” expressions?

Those old studio photos weren’t only about perfect smiles, they were about family dynamics, quirky energy, and memories you talk about later.

This is a throwback to those moments. A celebration of the awkward, the odd, and the utterly unforgettable.

What This Is

This is not a traditional couples portrait.

This is a short, guided photo experience where we intentionally create awkward, overly serious, and slightly ridiculous portraits, the kind you can’t help but laugh at.

You don’t need to be funny. You don’t need to know what to do.

We guide everything.

How It Works

Step 1: We Set the Scene
You’ll be guided into simple, intentionally stiff poses with clear direction.

Step 2: We Dial in the Awkward
Expressions, posture, and timing are adjusted until it lands just right.

Step 3: You See It Immediately
You’ll know when it works, because you’ll laugh.

The Guarantee

If you don’t laugh during the session, we haven’t done our job.

We guarantee at least one photo you immediately love because it’s awkward, not in spite of it.

And if something feels uncomfortable in the wrong way, we adjust it on the spot.

Who This Is For / Not For

This is for you if:
• You like humor that’s dry, subtle, or slightly absurd
• You want something different from a standard portrait
• You’re willing to lean into the joke

This is not for you if:
• You want perfectly polished, traditional portraits
• You hate being guided or directed
• You want something serious and sentimental